Their Confused Jerk

Their Confused Jerk had a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Jerk desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A set square was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Jerk craved for a bag of flour that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour having that done to it

Their Confused Jerk always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Jerk always had with them a stretchman that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

Their Confused Jerk owned a pint of beer that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.