A Famous Jerk

A Famous Jerk searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Famous Jerk desperately wanted a ball that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball of all things.

A Famous Jerk often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

A Famous Jerk desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Jerk found a little monkey to insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it

A Famous Jerk wanted a ball to annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A ball of all things.