The Grumpy Jerk

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Jerk often carried a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop to play with. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Jerk searched for a radiator that they would break. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Jerk desired a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Jerk craved for a big sponge that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.