Her Stupid Jerk

Her Stupid Jerk always had with them a cup that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Jerk desired a stapler that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Jerk searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is an odd proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Jerk desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Jerk wanted a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.