The Troubled Jerk

The Troubled Jerk had a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Jerk searched for a mug that they would worship. It would be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awe-inspring. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Jerk desperately needed a custard pie to worship. This might appear to be a strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Troubled Jerk had a hat that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Jerk always had with them a helmet that they would often hug. It might be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they would play with. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.