The Eccentric Jerk

The Eccentric Jerk had a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It was an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a crown that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Jerk carried a helmet that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Jerk always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie of all things.

The Eccentric Jerk desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Jerk searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.