Her Adorable Jerk

Her Adorable Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would often play with. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A tomato being the thing selected.

Her Adorable Jerk searched for a helmet that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Jerk had a can of coke to sit and look at. It might have been a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Adorable Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Her Adorable Jerk always carried a sword that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

Her Adorable Jerk desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.