A Stupid Jerk

A Stupid Jerk carried a hat that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Jerk often carried a cup that they would embrace. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Jerk desperately desired a CD player that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Jerk craved for a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.