My Colourful Jerk

My Colourful Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Colourful Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. This seems a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Colourful Jerk had a sponge to worship. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Colourful Jerk craved for a bottle of wine that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Colourful Jerk had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Jerk desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.