The Crazy Jerk

The Crazy Jerk searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Jerk looked for a helmet to sleep with. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Crazy Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item selected.

The Crazy Jerk desperately searched for a can of coke to break. It might have been an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Jerk owned a rubber johnny that they would eat. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.