Fucking Jerk

Fucking Jerk desired a bag of flour to cuddle. It might be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Fucking Jerk searched for a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Jerk always carried a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

Fucking Jerk always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Fucking Jerk always carried a radiator that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

Fucking Jerk always kept a wig that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. A wig was the chosen thing.