The Weary Jerk

The Weary Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Weary Jerk desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Weary Jerk desperately craved for a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Weary Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a sword being the item selected.

The Weary Jerk craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Weary Jerk desired a melon that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A melon was the chosen thing.