Her Bewildered Jerk

Her Bewildered Jerk found a can of Tango that they liked to worship. It was a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Jerk searched for a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Jerk desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Jerk wanted a cucumber to demolish. This seems an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item opted for.