Tired Jerk

Tired Jerk desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Tired Jerk desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally worship. This seems a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Tired Jerk looked for a piece of paper to experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Tired Jerk looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It might have been an unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Tired Jerk looked for a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Tired Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.