A Anxious Jerk

A Anxious Jerk always kept a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Anxious Jerk desperately looked for a condom that they would experiment on. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

A Anxious Jerk desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Anxious Jerk always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Jerk desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Anxious Jerk carried a teapot that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.