My Retarded Jerk

My Retarded Jerk desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Jerk wanted a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a tomato having that done to it

My Retarded Jerk desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was fun. A dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A teapot having that done to it

My Retarded Jerk needed a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Jerk craved for a set square that they would sleep with. It would have been an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.