Round Jerk

Round Jerk desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a different idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Round Jerk desperately desired a condom that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

Round Jerk found a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Round Jerk desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Round Jerk craved for a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Round Jerk needed a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.