A Eccentric Jerk

A Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes break. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge of all things.

A Eccentric Jerk always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. This seems an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Eccentric Jerk desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Jerk often carried a spade that they would annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.