The Different Jerk

The Different Jerk found a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk always carried a little monkey that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey of all things.

The Different Jerk often carried a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

The Different Jerk desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Different Jerk had a piece of paper that they would often throw. It might have been a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Different Jerk desperately looked for a can of coke to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.