Her Silly Jerk

Her Silly Jerk wanted a piece of paper that they would share. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Her Silly Jerk always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Jerk had a dildo that they would annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. A dildo being the item selected.

Her Silly Jerk always carried a tomato that they would often worship. This might appear to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Jerk wanted a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. It would be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Jerk often carried a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.