A Worrisome Jerk

A Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Jerk craved for a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.

A Worrisome Jerk desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

A Worrisome Jerk searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Worrisome Jerk always had with them a painting of a melon to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.