A Depressed Jerk

A Depressed Jerk desperately needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Depressed Jerk looked for a set square that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Jerk desperately needed a crown to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a crown was the chosen item.

A Depressed Jerk craved for a hat that they would drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Jerk desired a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

A Depressed Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.