My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Curious Jerk found a chocolate bar to hug. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

My Curious Jerk needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk looked for a crown that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Curious Jerk desperately searched for a helmet to embrace. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Curious Jerk found a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. It should be a new idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it