The Adventurous Jerk

The Adventurous Jerk searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Jerk needed a vibrator that they would often hug. It is considered to be a different activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to share. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Jerk craved for a teapot that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Jerk desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Jerk always kept a bottle of wine to throw. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.