The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was sublime. A can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Magical Jerk desired a dildo that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Magical Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Magical Jerk always kept a porno magazine to sit and look at. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Jerk needed a sponge that they would hug. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Magical Jerk wanted a sponge to try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A sponge was the item that was chosen.