A Lovely Jerk

A Lovely Jerk craved for a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to opt for.

A Lovely Jerk wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A vibrator being the chosen item.

A Lovely Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they liked to break. This seems a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

A Lovely Jerk carried a dildo to worship. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. A dildo is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Jerk had a set of lego that they would put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A set of lego would be the chosen thing.

A Lovely Jerk found a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine is the item to select.