Their Anxious Jerk

Their Anxious Jerk owned a vibrator that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately desired a hat to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately wanted a helmet to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. A helmet being the thing selected.

Their Anxious Jerk desired a stretchman that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

Their Anxious Jerk needed a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.