The Beautiful Jerk

The Beautiful Jerk had a lava lamp that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Jerk desperately wanted a mug that they would break. It would have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Jerk often carried a toilet brush that they would often demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk searched for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Jerk owned a cup that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.