Foolish Jerk

Foolish Jerk always kept a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Foolish Jerk carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. It should be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Foolish Jerk searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Foolish Jerk had a stretchman that they sometimes share. It should be a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Foolish Jerk desired a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.