New! Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2791 followers!
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem: https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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funny, you came up with some really good ones!
This is funny!
What did the grape say when he was pinched?
Nothing, he gave a little wine. :P
My resteem will be this one:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@spiritualmax/today-i-found-out-a-small-post-with-big-implications
lol... yes that is good! I will happily resteem you for that one! :)
:) I liked it... :P .... Thank you very much for the resteem, it is helping out other authors that I like since I don't really post many posts! But we all help each other, that's the way I see it!
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Hello emperorofnaps!
Congratulations! This post has been randomly Resteemed! For a chance to get more of your content resteemed join the Steem Engine Team
Do or do not. There is no try.
I only poop on tuesdays
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You got a 11.28% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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Here is my last one here :)
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
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Here is my joke and thank you so much for this.... I am helping others by resteeming their posts through this so it is fun and helpful :)
Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
O.J. Simpson
Here is a post I want resteemed:
https://steemit.com/payitforward/@thedarkhorse/pay-it-forward-curation-contest-week-5-win-sbi-and-steem-bounty
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just resteemed it for you :)
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
resteem this one: https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@royaleagle/weekly-redfish-and-minnow-mixer-100-sbd-giveaway-5-2-18
Done, I resteemed for you and good joke!
thank you and thank you :)
you're welcome and you're welcome!
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You are welcome to send more jokes and get a new resteem with each joke.. FYI!
ok here is another one! You said I could :P
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback!
Here is a post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/music/@beeyou/rediscovering-music-songs-videos-and-dreams-part-4
Very good, this is yet another funny one @unleashpower... I'm happy to resteem for you :)
Keep em coming!
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The force is with you! You got a 18.52% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
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Why do coaches like punters?
Because punters always put their best foot forward.
Here is another post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/life/@lynncoyle1/looking-at-the-glass-half-full-a-day-in-the-life-of-lynncoyle1-and-briancourteau
Very good @unleashpower, funny! You have earned another resteem! Keep em coming if you want, I like this game!
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Good one! Thanks for thinking about me @unleashpower :)
always, I haven't ventured over that way in a bit, but I will catch it on my page too ;)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it :P
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You can add a link for me to resteem if you like! cute little joke!
Thank you, I will do some more then... I didn't know if I could do more than one, so I will do so... thanks again!
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OK everyone, this game has gone better than I thought... There is only 1 day left... You can send me links to resteem for the ones that forgot them already. I will take new submissions up until this post pays out, so get on it and lets have some more fun!
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How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
By getting Married!
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haha... ain't that the truth :P
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines.
Please resteem this one:
https://steemit.com/art/@starjewel/spikey-saga-8-sirena-the-mermaid
Funny @unleashpower, that is a good one and I am resteeming it right now! Feel free to keep the jokes coming!!!
ok here is another one, I really like it!
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
He was tired of being kicked around
Here is my post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@themanwithnoname/what-are-my-top-5-most-relevant-witnesses-on-steemit
I just resteemed it for you, love your participation here... Only 2 days left!
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