Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem - Adding Prize For Best Joke And Worst Joke Too ;)
Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2839 followers!
SBD prizes added for Best joke and Worst joke!
I'm adding sbd prizes, I will give $0.20 sbd to the best joke and $0.10 sbd to the worst joke. So good or bad, just be the best! ;)
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem: https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
Thanks again for this contest, it is helping our members get attention! Here is my joke and resteem!
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Post to resteem is:
https://steemit.com/contest/@beeyou/let-s-talk-retention
Funny joke and completely true! Lol... And I was very happy to resteem this for you for sure! Good post!
You got a 19.78% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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The force is with you! You got a 17.86% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
I'll try
An oil sheik
says in a gallery:
I really admire Picasso.
There is nobody
who was able to sell oil
so expensive.
good entry and you can enter a link for me to resteem too! I'd be happy too do that for you :)
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 16.73%. Estimated dollar amount of $0.93
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 33.97%. Estimated dollar amount of $1.85
You got a 3.40% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @tzukhan!
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How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side and then on the other.
LOL ... I love that one!
here is the post to resteem please :)
https://steemit.com/dustsweeper/@junebride/dust-sweeper-saves-dust-votes
hahaha... yes this one is very good... I hope we don't have any attorneys reading this ;)
And happy to resteem such a nice post!
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The force is with you! You got a 33.11% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
here's a good post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/life/@gjones15/even-the-most-courageous-among-us
hahaha... this is one of the funniest of the lawyer jokes! Very good :)
And resteemed!
you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 33.16%. Estimated dollar amount of $2.28
Here's another lawyer joke!
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
Here is a great post to resteem!
https://steemit.com/steem/@cryptkeeper17/pump-your-ico-mine-is-an-online-poker-site-with-a-beta-released
lol... good,not as good as the one right before this, but still true. And resteemed for you too :)
The force is with you! You got a 20.00% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
Sorry I have given up the spoken word for gif humor now, just kidding
A communist joke isn’t funny… … unless everyone gets it.
Where is your resteem? Funny joke, you are in the running... barely :P
hahaha... good one @cryptkeeper17... I notice you have quite the views on politics, I wonder if you are a former politician?
The force is with you! You got a 20.00% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @cryptkeeper17!
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
Here is my resteem:
https://steemit.com/blog/@beeyou/perspective-on-steemit-as-a-user-and-investor
You got a 3.35% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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Happy to resteem! and good point! (pun intended)
This one is funny (because I don't like lawyers) ;)
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
And the post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/justbecause/@bashadow/my-steemit-newbie-resteem-post-week-18
Thank you, I thought it was funny.
You're welcome @bashadow! And great post as always... Happy to have it resteemed for you :)
The force is with you! You got a 16.67% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
Happy to resteem for you and very funny, you can't go wrong with lawyer jokes!
here you go:
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. :)
Here's a good one to resteem:
https://steemit.com/newbieresteemday/@malloryblythe/contest-giving-away-at-least-24-sbd-worth-of-steembasicincome-shares-in-honor-of-curie-and-newbieresteemday
resteemed for you with pleasure! and lol... very funny joke!
You got a 3.01% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
Accountants know they're boring.
Here's the post to resteem:
https://steemit.com/onthisday/@coolguy123/from-history-today-s-famous-birthdays-19-may-2018
You got this in, just in time! Good job and happy to resteem!
and another funny lawyer joke! :)
The force is with you! You got a 16.67% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!