Make day funny (6704y)

Harry Potter was on last night, i decided to click on the subtitles so i could watch the movie and read the book at the same time

What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out.

What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal

When a tramp, covered in his own piss shouts at you, you don't take it personally. So why are you ever offended by idiots on Twitter?

whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven.