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The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light

Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches.

Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.

Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!

When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ""This was fun. Let's keep in touch.""