Make day funny (8146n)

I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that sh1t

What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round.

Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream got shot.