Jokes
Give your cellphone and TV some rest....
A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.
He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp...without realising, I went into the neighbour's house and sat on their sofa.
The lady of the house was glued to the TV... watching a series...She gave me tea without looking at me.
When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady's husband entering the house....looking into his mobile.
He saw me and said, "sorry" and went out of the house !!!