The Captain - Smile with me #20

in #jokes7 years ago

Hello Steemians,

A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position.

He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

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The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and arena’s discouraged.”
They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat.
He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”


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#funny
but people will find it funny when they are entertained

But the red shirts are the ones who die.

As a captain, he dies first =)