My Square King

My Square King found a teapot that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Square King always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels it was fun. A little monkey being the item selected.

My Square King always had with them a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd proposal, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

My Square King wanted a condom that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the King, who considered it was out of this world. A condom is the thing to opt for.

My Square King always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Square King carried a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A custard pie being the thing opted for.