Different King

Different King desired a wig that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

Different King carried a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

Different King always carried a stapler that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Different King desired a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

Different King needed a bottle of wine that they would play with. It would have been a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Different King found a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.