Ugly King

Ugly King searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Ugly King desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided it would be sublime. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.

Ugly King desired a pint of cider that they liked to hug. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Ugly King desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was epic. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

Ugly King desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Ugly King searched for a stapler that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.