The Bewildered King

The Bewildered King searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered King always kept a teapot that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered King always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Bewildered King desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. It might have been an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Bewildered King desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. It might be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered King always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.