Their Handsome King

Their Handsome King wanted a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

Their Handsome King desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A wig would be the item that was selected.

Their Handsome King owned a stretchman that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Their Handsome King desperately searched for a pint of cider to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome King desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would eat. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Their Handsome King found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.