Their Scary King

Their Scary King searched for a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Their Scary King found a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Their Scary King desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes worship. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

Their Scary King carried a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Scary King desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny exercise, to you, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square of all things.

Their Scary King carried a hat that they would often sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it