The Angry King

The Angry King desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry King searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A bag of flour being the item selected.

The Angry King had a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Angry King always kept a mug that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry King always had with them a mug that they would smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry King wanted a condom that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the King, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.