The Eccentric King

The Eccentric King always kept a vibrator that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Eccentric King always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric King searched for a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric King looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Eccentric King desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Eccentric King carried a melon that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to opt for.