The Chinese King

The Chinese King always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese King owned a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese King often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Chinese King desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Chinese King desperately craved for a computer that they would often throw. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a computer having that done to it

The Chinese King wanted a cucumber to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.