Her Different King

Her Different King desperately needed a crown to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Her Different King wanted a block of cheese that they would hug. One might find this to be a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Her Different King needed a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Her Different King desperately needed a can of Tango that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Different King always kept a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a new idea, to some, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Her Different King desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator of all things.