The Bewildered King

The Bewildered King needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered King desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered King desperately needed a crown that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

The Bewildered King wanted a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered King often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Bewildered King desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.