A Unusual King

A Unusual King desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.

A Unusual King desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

A Unusual King always had with them a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird idea, to you, but not to the King, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual King carried a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Unusual King desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Unusual King often carried a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.