Red King

Red King needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Red King always carried a tomato to break. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a tomato being the item selected.

Red King had a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Red King always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Red King searched for a set of lego that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Red King desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the King, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.