His Exceptional King

His Exceptional King always kept a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional King craved for a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

His Exceptional King searched for a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen item.

His Exceptional King always had with them a set square that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

His Exceptional King carried a vibrator that they would embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Exceptional King desired a bottle of wine that they would demolish. One might say this is an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.